Scammar Grammar

So.... It's so easy to spot a scammer from a mile away. And when I do one of two things happens:

I fuck with them and lead them on until they get pissed, or
I block them immediately.

The first is way more fun:

+16463975784: Toshiba i7 Laptop! - $400.....is it still available 8:33 AM Me: What 8:33 AM +16463975784: i mean the laotop......is it still available 8:38 AM Me: What is a laotop? Is it made in Laos? 8:39 AM

And this one:   +15719693902: I am interested in purchase of this listed Vehicle. Could you tell me more about the current state of registration and the year. what is your bottom asking price. Regards. 6:48 PM Me: What vehicle 6:48 PM +15719693902: Am very sorry mean Channel Amplifier 6:51 PM Me: What is that? 6:52 PM +15719693902: Ok tell me what is the item you have on CL 6:54 PM Me: No you tell me. If you don't know what it is you can fuck off. 6:55 PM Me: Ah I remember now 6:55 PM Me: It's a picture of your mom getting f*cked by a dog 6:56 PM