Craigslist RANTs

Those of you who know me, know that I post things like this on Craigslist all the time when I think someone is in the wrong. Usually it's because their price is ludicrously high or they are just trying to scam someone. Most of the time people actually email me to say "Thank you" or "I was thinking the same thing". Sometimes the owner of the original ad emails me to chew my ass for being a dick to them.

My pet peeve is when other people write rants in a Craigslist ad and it comes off sounding like the author is some illiterate redneck that is sitting in his shack behind the 7-11. Here is a prime example of one:

RERE:AMMX ELECTRONICS Is A Scam (Sw Okc)

So i have been in t his shop the old man is not very clean he way over price and talks a big game but he does not know what he is doing nor how can you charge so much for power supply's this man gives all small computer shops a bad name he does not pay people nor all the laptops he does have in the shop are junk or maybe stole who knows he smoke like a train in the shop i even think he lives in the back cause it smell like butt when you walk in i would never go back in there again this place should be shut down don't go there cause sec hand smoke is worst then just smoking dont wasted your time there 

 

 

 

People.... if you're going to rant, please at least try to sound 1 IQ point smarter than the person you are bashing. There are these things called shift keys and punctuation.... I mean I don't have perfect grammar, but at least I know how to put a period here and there. Geez.

I...think...I'm...Texting...William...Shatner

405: Need..to..kno..address..to..see..watr..pump 7:12 AM
Me: let me dig it up and I can meet at XXXX and XXXX there's a shell station. can meet later this evening once I find it 7:36 AM

I can't wait for more texts from this guy

Check your prices, bud.

This guy seriously wanted $200 for a used iPod Shuffle. Um, they're $50 retail, $39 on sale brand new.     Me: how much for the ipod shuffle? 1:35 PM +1405: 200 1:36 PM +1405: How many can u afford? 1:36 PM Me: Those are $50 brand new at the apple store. Why are you asking so much? 1:36 PM Me: http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_ipod/family/ipod_shuffle 1:36 PM +1405: Oh it wasn't mine and its my roommate sell it I do for him and he said accept 50 1:38 PM Me: No thanks - can just go get it from store for 50. 1:39 PM +1405: Ok 1:40 PM

I'm not really sure....

This upstanding citizen had no idea what in the world he was trying to barter with, but he sure knew he wanted my phone. Seriously? How do you not know what in the hell you are trying to trade?

+1405: Im not sure is it toshiba or dell 18 inch laptop needs hard drive would u be interested for ure phone 9:47 PM

Me: Not at all 9:52 PM