But once again..you texted me!

+1405: What would u sell just the reciever for? 9:09 AM

Me: make an offer and we will see 9:10 AM

+1405: Whats the condition? 9:11 AM

Me: excellent, almost brand new. It has the original box 9:11 AM

+1405: Im going to look around today at new ones. Just let me know what the least u would take for it so i can keep it in mine 9:13 AM

+1405: Mind 9:13 AM

Me: Once again, make an offer. 9:21 AM

+1405: Not interested, thanks. 9:24 AM

Me: Uh, so don't bother texting next time then? You obviously don't understand how it works. 9:25 AM

I love messing with scammers...

So we get a lot of scammers trying to do the whole paypal run around. Generally they're bots, or scripted, but when you send a response that is unrecognized the person has to actually send you a message to see what's up. This is what transpired after I flagged them as a spammer:

 +13189060583: Dell 17R NR7110 17" i5 Laptop - $500 (NW OKC).....is it still available? 2:43 PM

Me: Yea 2:44 PM

+13189060583: Alex by name,please kindly let me know if i offer you extra 100$ for the shipping to my friend,can you do that for me bcos am not in town right now and i really like to buy this item from you. 2:45 PM

Me: No 2:46 PM

+13189060583: why 2:54 PM

Me: Because I f*cking said so ****** 2:55 PM

+13189060583: you are crazy 3:05 PM

Me: You are a scammer 3:06 PM

Me: Fucknoff 3:06 PM

+13189060583: your father is a scammer 3:12 PM

Me: I fucked your mon 3:13 PM

Me: Mom 3:13 PM

+13189060583: your gene 3:15 PM

Me: She squirmed like a bitch when I f*cked her in the ass 3:16 PM

+13189060583: your pale 3:20 PM

Me: Thats what you said when I f*cked your mouth last night, *****. 3:21 PM

+13189060583: oloriburuku 3:22 PM

Me: I guess you remember my cock well stupid you homo. 3:22 PM

Me:(I sent 30 random messages to flood his account here)

Me: Is that what you mumbled when i came on your face, ******? 3:24 PM

+13189060583: are you crying i scam your father and your mother 3:24 PM

Me: You're crying because I f*cked you in the mouth after I f*cked your mom in the ass. Eat that shit. 3:25 PM

+13189060583: oooo... 3:28 PM

Me: like every bitch, im done with you after i jizz on your face, be gone! 3:29 PM

+13189060583: are you scared 3:31 PM

Um sorry to bother you, but you texted ME

This is an ad for a $120 digital camera. First off, professional level cameras are thousands of dollars. Amateur SLRs are $500 and up generally. Also, wtf why are you complaining that you're at work? You took the time to text me retard.

+1405: Do u still have the camera? 4:53 PM

Me: Yes 4:53 PM

+1405: Is this camera a professional camera? 4:54 PM

Me: The l105? 4:55 PM

+1405: Yes. 4:55 PM

Me: No.... Professional digital cameras are thousands of dollars. Amateur slrs are 500+. This is point and 4:56 PM

Me: shoot 4:56 PM

+1405: Yea ok. Ill text u later. Im at work actually. 4:59 PM

read the ad before you reply

405 : Do you still have the phone 8:30 AM
Me: which phone 8:31 AM
405 : The one u posted on craiglist 8:32 AM
Me: i have a few listed, which are you interested in 8:32 AM
405 : Samsung galaxy3 8:33 AM
Me: I apologize you must have misread. I'm not selling a galaxy S3, i have some cases listed - but no GS3 phone 8:34 AM
405 : Never mind it is just the case 8:34 AM