Im Tryna get it

405: Do you still have army of two 40 day 12:12 AM

Me: Yes 12:22 AM

405: Im trying to get it 12:23 AM

Me: look no further 12:24 AM

405: I just saw the AD on craigslist 12:27 AM

Me: When are you avail to come get it 12:30 AM

405: I can come now 12:31 AM

Please No Pet Names... It Creeps Me Out

405: Hai this is the guy askin bout the purp gbc 4:34 PM

Me: have not had a chance to get home yet, i'll be home around 7PM if you'd text me around 7 4:42 PM

405: Np buddy 4:43 PM

Me: Yes I have a purple gameboy color andd yellow. 7:16 PM

405: Awesome where r u located again? 7:28 PM

Me: NW okc. Id hhave to meet tomorrow after 7 at the conoco on nw23rd and independence. Or after 9 at council and NW expressway 7:31 PM

405: Idk if i can make it tommorrow big guy i got alot work to do until fri (2 jobs) how bout the end of this week sometime? 7:34 PM

Me: Sure just lemme know 7:35 PM    

Read The Ad...

405: I am interested in your craigslist post - Linksys BEFSX41 Firewall Router+VPN -...do u still have the router 5:22 PM

Me: yes i do still have it 5:23 PM

405: Where are u located? ....& does it come w/ everything 5:31 PM

Me: its just the router - no power adapter. I'm up on nw expressway and council 5:32 PM

Me: are you wanting to meet tonight? 6:08 PM

405: Ummm trying to find a 7.5 6:11 PM

Me: a 7.5 what? 6:17 PM

405: Cord for it 6:20 PM

Me: oh okay, it uses 12v 1a 6:21 PM    

I'm Not Looking For One...You Are

405: I can give u ¤10 cash for the sd card. 7:28 PM

Me: Which are you interested in? 7:31 PM

405: What do u have? 7:31 PM

Me: 8gb micro and 16gb sd 7:33 PM

405: The 16gb standard sd card 7:33 PM

Me: $15 7:39 PM

405: My budget is strict 7:40 PM

405: I can meet u at ur location. So u dont have to waste gas. 7:55 PM

Me: Sorry 8:00 PM

405: U can buy a new one for ¤17 at walmart. Are u sure. 8:01 PM

Me: No thx 8:01 PM

405: Ok 8:01 PM

Me: I don't need one, you do. Go to Walmart 8:07 PM

Me: Thank you for the offer though 8:07 PM

405: Good luck with the sale 8:08 PM

405: What class is the 16gb u have? 8:19 PM

Me: 6 I think 8:24 PM

405: Ok i need 10 8:25 PM

Me: 32b class ten is about $27 if u watch deal sites 8:27 PM

405: Ok thanks 8:28 PM    

Don't Offer Me Less Than half retail on New

405: If u take ¤35 I will buy ur oil . 10:33 PM

Me: No.where can you get rp for $5/qt

Royal Purple Qt x7 = $35? NO

Can't Magically Make Something Do Something It Doesn't

702: Im interested in router. Is it wireless? 3:04 PM

Me: Which are you interested in? 3:04 PM

702: I was interested in the $10 one but i need a wireless one. 4:23 PM

Me: That's not wireless. I have wireless for $35 11:33 PM    

Everything's Got A Price

405 : hi, do u still have the ps3 controller for sale? 10:53 PM

Me: I don't have a controller, never had 11:09 PM

Me: My roommate does tho he just told me lol. 11:10 PM

Me: $35 11:10 PM

405: Can u ask him if he'll sell it for 28$. ?Cuz my yunger bro is tryn to get it 11:23 PM

Me: He can do $30 he said but that's bottom. Its not been used much because its my ps3 and he got it to play a game and then lost interest 11:25 PM

405: Ok when can we pick it up? 11:27 PM

Me: Now, NW expressway and council. Hunters ridge apt bld 7 and text me and ill send out 11:29 PM

405: Ok. On the way 11:31 PM

Me: 9211 n council, 11:31 PM

Me: Okay good deal 11:31 PM

And seriously... $28? really

Don't Tell Me You Can Get Cheaper Elsewhere

405: Is this the new galXy phone 8:03 PM

Me: Galaxy s2 - for tmobile 8:04 PM

405: The new one I have the galaxy s 8:05 PM

Me: For T-Mobile? The galaxy s Is ccalled the vibrant, this is the galaxy s2 8:06 PM

Me: http://m.samsung.com/us/mobile/cell-phones/SGH-T989ZKBTMB 8:07 PM

405 : How about 350 8:28 PM

Me: No thanks. They're like $500 new not rooted cyanogenmod+clockwork. And $229 with 2year contract 8:31 PM

405: So os that yed or no 8:34 PM

405: I just got out of 3 day contact with sprint its $199 with contract do deal or no deal? 8:38 PM

Me: No thanks 8:49 PM

405: Ok 8:50 PM    

If you can get it cheaper somewhere else, By all means do so. The fact that you're texting me about about mine tells me that you want this one...

Don't Trade Me For Something Worth Less

405: Do u no wanted trade 9:27 PM

Me: What? 9:40 PM

405: What phone do u have in craigslist 9:41 PM

Me: I have a few nokias and a galaxy s2 9:45 PM

405: Galaxy s2 9:46 PM

Me: Yes i have it 9:47 PM

405: Do u no wanted trade 9:47 PM

Me: Only for a galaxy note 9:48 PM

405: No dont have galaxy no I have galaxy s 4g end HTC inspire 4 g 9:50 PM

Me: Cash or galaxy note sorry 9:51 PM    

I told you I was gonna...

I very specifically posted that if you offer me a phone I have absolutely no use for, you'll get a lowball offer - as I don't need it at all. This dude gets mad at me because I did exactly that:

+1405200: nt phones i have a blackberry in perdect condition with charger 8:02 PM
+1405200: Hey i was just curious if u were interested in buying a samsung galaxy s captivate in excellent condition always used a screen cover and also u said spri 8:02 PM
Me: Yeah but my offers will be very low on any phones I didnt list 8:06 PM
+1405200: Ya but how low on the galaxy its excellent condition and at&t 8:07 PM
Me: Pretty low like $50 since I have no use for then 8:12 PM
+1405200: Oh wow thats low low i was thinkin around a hundred or more the lowest one i found on craigslist was a hundred and it was rough mine is like brand new wi 8:18 PM
+1405200: th box and all. And how much on blackberry 8:18 PM
+1405200: Is that really all u can do 8:31 PM
Me: I can get galaxy s 2 from people for 200 8:32 PM
Me: That makes the captivate worthless to me because it's already two generations old 8:32 PM
Me: There's galaxy s 2 and galaxy s 2 LTE after yours 8:33 PM
Me: Have no use for the blackberry as well 8:33 PM
+1405200: Dam i figured u would at least pay a hundred bein almost brand new also has charger has the body glove case almost indestructable and comes withvthe box 8:38 PM
Me: Sorry man. As I said in the ad if it's not listed expect a low offer. Your captivate is two generations old. 9:01 PM
+1405200: Ya i know but well worth a hundred dollars 9:05 PM
Me: Once again, if I have no use for it ( as my ad stated) then its not worth anything to me. What part of that don't you get? 9:06 PM
+1405200: Not sure who ur gettin an attitude with but i was just statin that u r low ballin a phone that is well worth a hundred dollars 9:12 PM
Me: because obviously you didn't read the ad when i said "I am not really interested in other phones, but if you offer them expect a crappy offer since other phones are of no use to me." 9:13 PM
Me: so..i made you a crappy offer JUST LIKE my ad said, and you are acting like it's horrible or something. I'm just doing what I already stated I would do. If you don't like that you probably shouldn't have offered the phones. 9:14 PM
Me: I don't care what it's worth, if I have no use for it, I won't offer anywhere near what you think you can get, especially when your phone is TWO generations old. 9:14 PM

Seriously? Those are supposed to be there.

This moron saw the curves in the mufflers I posted as damage. They're molded into the metal so the exhaust clears the other parts of the bike without rubbing on it, FROM THE FACTORY. As you can see he obviously doesn't get it after repeated attempts:

+1405759: How much for your mufflers since they are dented 9:47 AM
Me: They are not dented... 10:29 AM
Me: Those are shaped that way so it its the bike curves 10:29 AM
+1405759: Oh so how much do you want for them 10:45 AM
Me: Make an offer.... 10:45 AM
+1405759: well since they have a small dents ill give you 20? 10:46 AM
Me: They don't have ANY dents.....why don't you get that? 10:47 AM
Me: And no. I can send them off for more than that 10:47 AM
+1405759: Well give me a base price so i know where to start 10:52 AM
Me: Retail on them is 288 per side. That's 576 total. Ill sell them for 200 total. 10:55 AM
+1405759: would you take 125 for the small dent in the side i see in the picture 10:57 AM
Me: (1/2) Dude you aren't getting it. Those dents are normal.....they are manufactured that way so it clears the under side of the bike. Its not damage, its built t 11:01 AM
Me: (2/2) hat way 11:01 AM
Me: That's why the recess is in the same place on both mufflers... 11:05 AM
+1405759: AHH i see how do you think it would cost to take the recess's out 11:06 AM
Me: I don't know, they are manufactured that way. They face the inside of the bike so u won't see them anyways 11:08 AM
+1405759: So since they have a manufacture defect of a dent would you do 100 11:09 AM
+1405759: sorry i meant 175 11:13 AM
Me: Its not a defect 11:18 AM
Me: They are made that way. Its curved to fit the harley. please stop acting like they're messed up. They are stock. Google the, its NORMAL 11:19 AM
+1405759: So will they fit my suzuki intruder with those dents on there 11:20 AM
Me: You tell me, I don't own a suzuki or any bikes 11:21 AM
+1405759: Why do you have an exhaust? 11:21 AM
Me: Because my friend told me to sell it 11:22 AM
+1405759: Did you ask him if he laid the bike over twice and dented the exhaust? 11:27 AM
Me: Dude forget it, you are gettng the message 11:28 AM
Me: I'm tired of telling you they are not damaged. Google the model numbers and you will see they are designed that way 11:29 AM
+1405759: what is the lowest you will take 11:31 AM
Me: Already told you. You aren't listening 11:31 AM
+1405759: will you take 150 11:31 AM
Me: I'm going to block your number because you are not listening to me at all. I said 200. Not 20, not 100, or 150. 11:33 AM
+1405759: ok 200 where do you want to meet to look at them 11:35 AM
+1405759: i have 200 cash 11:40 AM
Me: nw 50th and macarthur, big red shop, 7pm 11:43 AM
+1405759: awesome ill call fort thunder and see how much it would cost to take the manufacturing defect out 11:44 AM
Me: its not a manufacturing defect man.. they're going to laugh at you if you tell them that. 11:44 AM
Me: They are 100% stock, perfect condition. No defects, no damage. That is how they are SUPPOSED to be. Like the sky is blue, and dirt is brown. 11:45 AM
+1405759: if i give you 50 extra will you install them 11:47 AM
Me: no, i don't mess with bikes. I am only selling them. What you do with them is your responsibility. 11:52 AM
+1405759: Just one last question have they ever been molested? 11:56 AM
Me: Heh 11:57 AM
+1405759: like used 12:12 PM
Me: ... 12:22 PM
+1405759: are they mufflers used 12:23 PM
Me: Read the ad. 12:28 PM
+1405759: ok so would you take 175 cause they have a bunch of fingerprints on them 12:33 PM
+1405759: Look im not kidding i need those mufflers but i dont want to get ripped off 12:38 PM
+1405759: YOU KNOW WHAT SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS 12:54 PM
Me: sounds awesome 12:56 PM
+1405759: DAMN RIGHT I HAD THE MONEY YOU BLEW THE SALE 12:57 PM
+1405759: JUST LIKE YOU BLEW YOUR FRIEND 12:59 PM
+1405759: dont text me again or ill file charges against you 12:59 PM
Me: i wasn't going to ever sell to you anyways, since you're partially retarded, or can't read. or both. 1:01 PM
Me: eh go ahead and file charges, you have none of my information, idiot. 1:02 PM
+1405759: You would have sold it to me but your too much of a faggoty dick head to treat ppl right 1:02 PM
Me: It's not my fault you're too stupid to understand that the pipes are STOCK. I went ahead and posted your phone number and the entire conversation online, have fun dick. 1:03 PM
+1405759: where at i want to see it! 1:47 PM

No, you don't get a discount because you live farther away.

+1405613: You still have 19inch tv 3:04 PM

Me: yes 3:05 PM

+1405613: U home? 3:05 PM

Me: yes 3:05 PM

+1405613: If you will take 100 I will come get it now 3:06 PM

+1405613: I would have to drive from el Reno 3:09 PM

Me: nope, thanks. 3:12 PM

Me: how far you are from me has no bearing on my price. Walmart doesn't lower prices because people live farther away. 3:14 PM

+1405613: Smart Asa 3:15 PM

+1405613: Ass 3:15 PM

Me: Sorry, but that's the way it is. I didn't put you in El Reno, therefore I don't have to make an exception on price because of it. 3:16 PM

+1405613: And your not Wal Mart dumb ass.... Your selling a used tv with no warranty or remote!!! All you has to say was no thanks 3:17 PM

Me: so, still not my fault you live in el reno. Maybe find a tv in el reno not OKC? Even with no warranty and no remote, the tv is worth twice what I'm selling it for. It's 499 on sonystyle, 399 on sale. 125 is a bargain for a bravia.. 3:19 PM

Um.. you just asked if my windows phone is an android..wtf?

+1405274: Do you still have your touch pro? 9:09 PM

Me: Yes 9:29 PM

+1405274: Can you send pics of it? 9:29 PM

Me: They are on the ad 9:32 PM

+1405274: How much do you want for it? I forgot, sorry. 9:41 PM

Me: 75 9:42 PM

+1405274: Is it android? 9:47 PM

Me: Is that a serious question? 9:49 PM

+1405274: Yes? 9:52 PM

Me: You need to research it then if you're asking that. 9:53 PM

+1405274: You need to pull the stick out of your butt if you want to sell your phone. 9:54 PM

Me: you need to not be stupid and do your own damned research. seriously you have craigslist, you have google too. 9:33 AM

Again... Tell me wtf you want

405: 250cash for it 10:11 AM    

Maybe tell me what you're looking at?

+1405795: Do u still have any amps 11:00 AM

Me: what amps? 11:04 AM

+1405795: The ones you had on craigslist I think one was a boss amp I can't remember 11:04 AM

Me: you should probably look again, i have a lot of stuff for sale on craigslist. 11:05 AM

+1405795: Ok so does that mean not amps that's all I'm tryin to figure out 11:06 AM

Me: hey if you can't remember what you want, I can't help you. I have a room full of stuff listed and i dont have it memorized. 11:07 AM

+1405795: Aight man whatever u must not wanna sell your shit that bad and I can't find your post 11:08 AM

Me: how stupid u gotta be to message someone about something and not know what it is. seriously don't waste my time - people have more than one post you know. 11:09 AM

If There's something pictured, Note that its not for sale

Me: Is that an s4 or s5 Turbo in your rx7 Craigslist ad? 10:07 AM

210: Non turbo 10:08 AM

Me: There was a turbo in the pictures listed 10:09 AM

210: Not for sale 10:11 AM    

Don't be F'ing Retarded

 Me: How many miles are on the Rx8 you have listed? 10:37 AM

580: 95k and some change 10:38 AM

580: It's gonna need a motor 10:38 AM

580: U can have one shipped in for 1500 10:38 AM

580: If its still here by Saturday I'm taking it off and putting. Motor in 10:39 AM

Me: why dont you have the motor replaced for free by mazda? 8yrs 100k miles 10:40 AM

580: U can't 10:41 AM

Me: why not? 10:42 AM

580: Got to have all service records. This engine had synthetic ran in it 10:45 AM

Me: gotcha. I'd be down to buy but i have another one coming in from another state right now. If you do pull the motor and swap - I'll buy the bad motor from you so let me know 10:46 AM

580: I'm gonna sell bad motor with the car 10:46 AM

Me: you just said if you still have it by Saturday you're taking it off and putting a motor in? 10:47 AM

580: I am 10:48 AM

Me: Okay, If you don't sell it by Saturday, And you take the bad motor out - and put a new motor in. Let me know if you want to sell the bad motor because I'm interested 10:50 AM

580: I'm planning to let the bad one go with the car also. Have a buddie with a gt that's wanting it also 10:51 AM

580: 2900 is. A deal 10:51 AM

Me: Yes it is, If i wasn't getting this other car i would buy it from you for sure. Well if you end up keeping the car. And your buddy doesnt want to buy the motor. Let me know. Thanks 10:53 AM    

If you say you're going to sell the motor with the car, but if you don't sell the car by Saturday you're taking the motor out - but your selling the motor with the car? But if you don't sell the car by Saturday you're pulling the motor...wait where was I?

Know About What You're Selling!

Me: What are the specs on the T04 turbo you have? 12:33 PM

405: No clue lol Whatchu wanna know? 12:34 PM    

Tell me wtf you want to buy!

405: Would u take 20 for everything 7:33 PM

Me: For what 8:30 PM

Me: What item's were you offering 20 for yesterday? i have quite a few things listed and am not sure what you are referring to 11:37 AM

Read The Ad Before You Reply!

405: I'll buy your wheels. 4:39 PM

Me: cool, do you want the tires also? $1200 for rims, $1500 for Rims+ 4 new Hankook tires 5:23 PM

405: Oh, I took it as 1200 for rims n tires. Can u give me the offsets? Still in pretty good condition I assume? 5:25 PM

Me: Sorry, the ad says "For $1500 they'll come with a set of 4 new Hankook Tires w/100% tread " Yes they are in good condition. There's a few rash marks but nothing bad. 5:26 PM    

Seriously...google your shit

+1580: Was needing pics of you 3300bt unit. I don't know what it is and was interested in buyin it 7:27 PM

Me: Easier to google pics of the model 8:56 PM

Me: http://videos.sonicelectronix.com/forum_images/ces-2011/ces-2011-Pioneer-AVHP3300BT-1.jpg 8:59 PM

+1580: Ifound it how much do you want for it 9:01 PM

Me: The price listed. 9:01 PM