Seriously? WTB=want to buy, not want to sell

So I have an ad saying I want to buy a Samsung Infuse... for $100. I buy a lot of them and flip or play with them.... heh. It starts off like a spam bot got me.

+17862545801: i am interested in the advert you posted for sale -- Sent free via www.TextNow.com 11:48 AM

+17862545801: i am interested in the advert you posted for sale 11:48 AM

Me: nno 11:49 AM

+17862545801: i dont get you 11:50 AM

Me: I don't get you 11:50 AM

+17862545801: what nno 11:51 AM

Me: You didn't even say what you were interested in. 11:52 AM

+17862545801: the phone 11:52 AM

Me: Which phone? 11:53 AM

+17862545801: which are you sselling? 11:53 AM

Me: none, are you unable to read? What gave you the idea that I'm selling a phone? I guess you don't understand "I will BUY..as in purchase..buy=purchase" 11:55 AM

+17862545801: sorry no offence 11:57 AM 

 

Seriously..read the ad..wtf. 

If the price doesn't make sense...

405: http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/pts/3044580418.html Do you still have the oil? 1:39 AM

Me: Yes 9:55 AM

405: How much a at? 9:58 AM

405: Qt 9:58 AM

Me: $55 10:00 AM

405: A quart?! 10:26 AM

Me: no, $55 for 7qts 10:31 AM

405: Selling it all together? 10:42 AM

Me: Yes 10:43 AM    

How're you going to send me the link to my ad, and then ask me how much it is.
also ask if its $55/qt how would that make sense unless it was Gold laced.

Can't Read Instructions?

405: Hello I came across your ad about the routers that are flashed when you get a chance could you call me 1:42 PM

Me: Yes, It may be a bit. Super busy week 1:47 PM

405: Ok that is fine 1:48 PM

Me: Are you wanting to purchase one? 1:52 PM

405: I have one but want to flash it to use as repeat/extender maybe you could help having trouble with putting the ddwrt on it 1:57 PM

Me: What Model/Version is it? 2:01 PM

405: Wrt54g v5 2:03 PM

Me: http://www.dd-wrt.com/wiki/index.php/Flash_Your_Version_5_WRT54G 3:03 PM

Me: follow step by step and don't get anxious lol 3:03 PM

405: Tried but after ran the killer whatever cant aces router after 3:20 PM

Me: Using TFTP? 3:22 PM

405: Not sure 3:36 PM

Me: what are you using to push the Bin file to the Router? Just the Router Information page under administration>Firmware upgrade? 3:40 PM

405: If can just call later easier to talk than text 3:58 PM

Me: not really something i can talk through anymore than i have 4:01 PM

Me: http://www.dd-wrt.com/wiki/index.php/Linksys_WRT54G_v5.0_%26_5.1_%26_6.0 4:01 PM

Me: if you want to bring me yours i'll do it for $10 and the next day bring it back 4:02 PM    

How do you not know what you're wanting to buy?

405: Do you still have that phone for sale sorry its so late 12:08 AM

Me: Which phone? 7:20 AM    

405: The one you was sealing on craigslist 8:43 AM 

Me: I have a few listed is why i ask which you're interested in 9:49 AM 

405: Which one is the at&t 10:05 AM 

Me: I have 2 nokia's listed and they are unlocked 10:07 AM 

Me: Which one were you looking at? 10:07 AM

Same State Please

518: HP mini Black - $200 (Yukon ok) ........your best offer? 12:32 PM

Phil:  I want 200 from it. If you have a counter offer Im listening. 12:36 PM

518: do you accept paypal 12:36 PM

Phil: I do not have a pay pal account. I deal in cash only. 12:38 PM

Phil: Are you located in new York? 12:39 PM

518:: yeah am here in NY 12:52 PM

Phil: Ok well this post is in Oklahoma 12:52 PM

518:: yeah you can set up an account with paypal its free log on to www.paypal.com 12:54 PM

Phil: I understand that but i dont want to deal with shipping if i did would have posted on ebay to be bid on. 12:56 PM

518 : am so sorry then no problem ok 12:57 PM 

---From Philip

If it won't charge, it won't charge

918: Charger base... how does it Wrk? N will it charge a controller that's completely dead?? 5:22 PM

Me: you just plug a USB Cable into it and put the Controller on it 5:25 PM

918: N the charge base will charge it? Cus like our controller is so dead it won't come on 5:26 PM

Me: it charges the controller just like the One that comes with the PS3 5:31 PM

918: But ours ain't charging wen connecting to system .. so will that help? 5:33 PM

Me: no. if the battery is not working nothing will help. you'll likely need to replace the controller 5:35 PM

918: Oh ok well thank u much! 5:36 PM