Wednesday, September 19, 2012

I love messing with scammers...

So we get a lot of scammers trying to do the whole paypal run around. Generally they're bots, or scripted, but when you send a response that is unrecognized the person has to actually send you a message to see what's up. This is what transpired after I flagged them as a spammer:
 +13189060583: Dell 17R NR7110 17" i5 Laptop - $500 (NW OKC).....is it still available? 2:43 PM
Me: Yea 2:44 PM
+13189060583: Alex by name,please kindly let me know if i offer you extra 100$ for the shipping to my friend,can you do that for me bcos am not in town right now and i really like to buy this item from you. 2:45 PM
Me: No 2:46 PM
+13189060583: why 2:54 PM
Me: Because I f*cking said so ****** 2:55 PM
+13189060583: you are crazy 3:05 PM
Me: You are a scammer 3:06 PM
Me: Fucknoff 3:06 PM
+13189060583: your father is a scammer 3:12 PM
Me: I fucked your mon 3:13 PM
Me: Mom 3:13 PM
+13189060583: your gene 3:15 PM
Me: She squirmed like a bitch when I f*cked her in the ass 3:16 PM
+13189060583: your pale 3:20 PM
Me: Thats what you said when I f*cked your mouth last night, *****. 3:21 PM
+13189060583: oloriburuku 3:22 PM
Me: I guess you remember my cock well stupid you homo. 3:22 PM
Me:(I sent 30 random messages to flood his account here)

Me: Is that what you mumbled when i came on your face, ******? 3:24 PM
+13189060583: are you crying i scam your father and your mother 3:24 PM
Me: You're crying because I f*cked you in the mouth after I f*cked your mom in the ass. Eat that shit. 3:25 PM
+13189060583: oooo... 3:28 PM
Me: like every bitch, im done with you after i jizz on your face, be gone! 3:29 PM
+13189060583: are you scared 3:31 PM

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