Don't be F'ing Retarded

 Me: How many miles are on the Rx8 you have listed? 10:37 AM

580: 95k and some change 10:38 AM

580: It's gonna need a motor 10:38 AM

580: U can have one shipped in for 1500 10:38 AM

580: If its still here by Saturday I'm taking it off and putting. Motor in 10:39 AM

Me: why dont you have the motor replaced for free by mazda? 8yrs 100k miles 10:40 AM

580: U can't 10:41 AM

Me: why not? 10:42 AM

580: Got to have all service records. This engine had synthetic ran in it 10:45 AM

Me: gotcha. I'd be down to buy but i have another one coming in from another state right now. If you do pull the motor and swap - I'll buy the bad motor from you so let me know 10:46 AM

580: I'm gonna sell bad motor with the car 10:46 AM

Me: you just said if you still have it by Saturday you're taking it off and putting a motor in? 10:47 AM

580: I am 10:48 AM

Me: Okay, If you don't sell it by Saturday, And you take the bad motor out - and put a new motor in. Let me know if you want to sell the bad motor because I'm interested 10:50 AM

580: I'm planning to let the bad one go with the car also. Have a buddie with a gt that's wanting it also 10:51 AM

580: 2900 is. A deal 10:51 AM

Me: Yes it is, If i wasn't getting this other car i would buy it from you for sure. Well if you end up keeping the car. And your buddy doesnt want to buy the motor. Let me know. Thanks 10:53 AM    

If you say you're going to sell the motor with the car, but if you don't sell the car by Saturday you're taking the motor out - but your selling the motor with the car? But if you don't sell the car by Saturday you're pulling the motor...wait where was I?